Ross is clearly freaked out by Rachel and Joey's relationship, but keeps insisting he's fine. He arranges for Rachel and Joey to have dinner with Charlie and him, where he's an emotional wreck and very drunk. Chandler and Monica, frustrated by the complexity of adoption, visit Phoebe's friends (Bill and Colleen) who have an adopted son (Owen). Chandler mistakenly reveals to the boy that he's adopted. Phoebe gets a visit from Frank Jr. and the triplets. Frank is totally overwhelmed by the responsibilities of fatherhood, having not slept in four years. He asks Phoebe to take one of the kids, but then realizes he could never give up any of them.
Ross: Okay, I guess it's just flan for three. Hey! Hey, that rhymes!
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it is someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
[the triplets all turn and stare]
Chandler: I'm going to go tell Emma she was an accident.