Joey's interview with Soap Opera Digest is punctuated with flashbacks of Joey's previous acting experiences, spare time, activities, eating habits, sexuality, romances, and his friends, who hover nearby to make sure he doesn't say anything stupid.
Joey: In my spare time, I read to the blind. And I'm also a mento, for kids.
Interviewer: A Mento?
Joey: You know, a mento. A role-model.
Interviewer: A Mento. Like the candy?
Joey: As a matter of fact, I do.
Interviewer: Other than Days of Our Lives, what is your favorite soap opera?
Joey: Oh, I don't watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, you know?
Interviewer (stunned): Thank you. The readers at Soap Opera Digest will be happy to learn that.
Ross: Wow, this picture of you sure is steamy.
Joey: Ah, yeah, that's just something for my huge, gay fan-base.
Ross: Did you just wink at me?
Joey: Hey, you're the one who loves the picture.
