Chandler hires a maid (Brenda), but Monica isn't sure she wants anyone else cleaning the apartment. She becomes convinced that the maid is stealing clothes - her stained jeans and her bra. Eric breaks up with Ursula and starts seeing Phoebe. The relationship starts a little weird, because Eric (upset from the break-up) gets angry when he sees Ursula... or her twin. It crosses the line when Ursula comes by and he has sex with her, thinking it's Phoebe. Rachel looks for a new apartment so she can have her own place once the baby comes. Ross helps Rachel stake a claim to an apartment in his building, occupied by a woman (who only speaks Dutch) on the verge of death. But Rachel decides not to move.
Ross: You're moving?
Rachel: Yeah. I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
Phoebe: No, don't tear out your eyes!
Eric: I was just going to take out my lenses.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, try that. So, is that better?
Eric: Not really. You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're Blursula.
Phoebe: What sex?
Eric: Our sex.
Phoebe: We didnt' have sex.
Eric: Well, if I didn't have sex with you, I had sex with someone who looked an awful lot like...
Phoebe: Ew, ew!
Phoebe: So I guess this is it.
Eric: Yeah. Maybe it's for the best. You smell just like her.
Phoebe: Yeah, so do you.
Joey: And, uh, oh look, here's a baby monitor, which, until the baby comes, we can use as walkie-talkies!
Rachel: Oh, you're so sweet! Oh my God, and you gave the baby Hugsie! [Joey's stuffed toy Penquin].
Joey: Uh... that, that, that's really just to show were the baby would go. You know what? Why don't I hold
on to him to there's no confusion. Okay?
