Rachel finds out she's the only one whom Monica doesn't let drive the Porsche; when Ross has the keys she steals them and takes Ross for a joy-ride. Chandler reveals that he hasn't invited his Dad to the wedding; Monica arranges a trip to Las Vegas, where his father performs, so they can reconcile. Joey discovers that Phoebe's boyfriend (Jake) is wearing Pheobe's underwear; Phoebe tell's Joey that it's a sign that Jake is secure in his masculinity. Joey decides to try it out, but takes it a bit too far.
Ross: You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Chandler: What's this?
Monica: It's your suitcase. We're going to Las Vegas.
Chandler: Are you serious? I mean, like eloping? No more stupid wedding stuff? No more, "these flowers or these
flowers or these flowers?" Think of the money we'll save... We're not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be
bigger please?
Phoebe: I'm wearing his briefs right now.
Joey: That's...kinda hot.
Phoebe: I think so, too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
Ross: Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.
Rachel: Really? You think so?
Ross: I was talking to myself! You're going down!
Policeman #1: Your license?
Rachel: Yes. Here you go, Officer, uh, Handsome.
Policeman: That's Hanson.
Rachel: Oops. Sorry, my mistake.
Joey: Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with men's underwear!
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Joey: Bikini, French cut, thong! And... and the fabrics! You've got cotton, silk, lace! And you know what I've
always wondered about?
Phoebe: Hm?
Joey: Pantyhose! You know? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here....
I should go take these off shouldn't I?
Phoebe: I think it's important that you do.
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Ross: Uh, no, I don't. But it could not have been more than 60.
Policeman: You're right. It was 37.