Monica and Chandler try to keep their relationship hidden: When Joey comes into the bathroom, Monica has to duck under the bubbles in the tub; Chandler accidentally kisses Monica good-bye in from of the others, so then has to kiss all the girls. Phoebe is irked by all the fun she missed in London; the others decide to take her on a picnic to Central Park, but since that idea sucks they plan a weekend in Atlantic City; just as they're leaving, her water breaks. Rachel, back from Greece and angry about the bad choices she's made recently, gives decision making control of her love-life to Monica. This arrangement is strained to the breaking point when Rachel wants to tell Ross she still loves him, but Monica won't let her. Ross plans to win back Emily by sending romantic gifts.
Monica: Oh, what about that guy over there? Remember? That's the guy
you flirted with at the counter that time.
Rachel: Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I
make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Joey: Say that to him and you're golden.
Rachel: What's that?
Ross: It came in the mail today. It's, uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses,
one for each day that I've known and loved Emily... cut up into mulch.
Ross: I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant Teddy Bears I sent to Emily. My God, think of the massacre!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel
every time I left the room! I mean, it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Monica: Do you know anything about women?
Chandler: No.
Monica: ...That's all right.
