Joey and Chandler agree to sell their oversized entertainment center; they have a hard time selling it but and easy time being robbed by a prospective buyer, thanks to Joey. Monica goes out with Chip, Rachel's high school prom date; unfortunately, Chip hasn't grown much since Lincoln High. Ross and Rachel continue to bicker about their break-up. Phoebe finds a cat and is convinced it's her mother reincarnated; a poster is found for a missing cat, but no one has the heart to tell Phoebe... except Ross.
Rachel (on phone): Chip! Hi, it's Rachel. Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you
left me a message? Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. Monica Geller. Oh.
Ross: Oh, that's right! He called to ask out Monica! That...that's gotta be embarrassing!
Phoebe (singing):...dumb, drunken bitch!
Chandler: Uh, Gepeto? 5,000 dollars? Are you insane?
Joey: Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!
Chandler: Alright look, I'm changing it to 50 dollars or your best offer.
Joey: What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant.
Chandler: No.
Ross: Are you sure she's in the cat, or have you been taking your
grandma's glaucoma medicine again?
Phoebe: No, Dr. Skeptizmo, I'm sure. First of all, okay, there's the
feeling. Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my
guitar case... which is lined with orange felt. My mother's favorite fish is
Orange Roughy. Cats like fish! Hi, Mommy. Oh, I haven't seen this smile in 17 years!
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools.
Rachel: Okay, that doesn't help me, because we went to the same high school.
Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off on Chip's
motorcycle and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they
had to have specially made.
Rachel: They had to have that specially made?
Monica: It was a project for one of the home-ec classes.
Rachel: Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to
go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he's called me up and asked me out. And the fat
girl inside of me really wants to go. I...I owe her this. I never let her eat.
Rachel: You guys? You're never gonna believe what I just found tacked up
on a telephone pole! Look kinda familiar?
Ross: Apparently Phoebe's mother also goes by the name Julio.
Rachel: You guys, there's a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean,
you know what that means?
Joey: Yeah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!
Chip: ...and then Zaina just let one rip!
Monica: Look, not that I don't enjoy talking about people who I went
to high school with--'cause I do--but, um, maybe we could talk about something
else? Like you, I don't even know where you work?
Chip: You know where I work!
Monica: I do?
Chip: The movie theatre! You used to come in all the time.
Monica: You still work at the multiplex?
Chip: Oh, like I'd give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I
want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Monica: Thanks, I'm set. Do you still live with your parents?
Chip: Yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.
Monica: What happened?
Chandler: Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!
Monica: Well, ya know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews
in high school? Well, tonight I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm sorry.
Monica: No, it's okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews,
I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Rachel: Oh! That's so great!
Ross: Hey! So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said, "uh, you don't have insurance here, so stop
calling us."
Ross: Come here, here, come here, come here. Mrs. Buffay? Sorry about what I said, umm, it was... it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friend's mother.
Ross: Oh! Ya know, I got an extra futon.
Joey: Dude, you don't have to brag! We got nothing here!
