The gang spends time on Marcel's movie set. Ross has a hard time getting time or attention from Marcel. Chandler bumps into Susie Moss, a girl he knew in the fourth grade, whom he embarrased by lifting her skirt during the class play. She comes on really strong but it turns out to be an elaborate scheme to get back at him. Monica and Rachel see Jean-Claude Van Damme; when Rachel tries to get him interested in Monica, he asks Rachel out instead, causing a rift between the roommates. Joey gets a small part in the movie but doesn't perform too well.
Susie: But, um, here's an idea. Have you ever worn women's underwear?
Chandler: Well, yes, yes, actually. But, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's...
and there were three of us in there.
Chandler: That was in the fourth grade! How could you still be upset about that?
Susie: Well why don't you call me in twenty years and tell me if you're still upset about this.
Chandler: All right, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!
Chandler: All right, one of you give me your underpants.
Ross: Oh, no, no, no.
Joey: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
Phoebe: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.
Rachel: Oh yeah?
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken.
Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
Chandler: How long you been waitin' to say that?
Phoebe: About 20 minutes.
Van Damme: Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying.
Joey: Aaagghhhhh.
Director: Cut.
Van Damme: Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying.
Joey: Aaagggghhhhh.
Director: Cut.
Joey: Aaaggh!
Van Damme: Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying.
Joey: Aaaaagggghhhhh! Mommy!
Director: Cut.
Van Damme: Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dead.
