An episode you'll never see: The One For The X-Files
Ross and Rachel are about to get back together, but are suddenly abducted by aliens.....
Photo taken at precise moment spaceship appears.
Rachel realizes aliens look like Mr. Potato Head.
Ross dates alien chick called "Rachem", who likes to talk dirty. They get into the dirty-talking thing--there's a theme, a motif... at one point, there's even Venusians.
Mothership is shaped like Saks Fifth Avenue.
Phoebe sings the correct tones of LA LA LA LA LA to signal spaceship to appear.
Chandler scores with alien chick, who has to bite her post-dorsal flange in order to stop from screaming Zorgiff's name.
Joey defeats invasion force by spraying "Hombre" in their eyes.
Mr. Heckles is actually alive and passing intelligence on to the aliens. However, without his "Big Book of Grievances" his most valueable information is unavailable.
Monica cleans up alien engine room, resulting in 20% increased engine efficiency. Aliens hire her to write "How to serve humans", a cookbook. However, her recipes flop (she uses Mockolate) and the aliens leave her stranded between the moon and New York City. (I know it's crazy. But its true.)
Sculley finally finds out about Mulder's big crush on her just as he begins new relationship with old school-mate. What? Uhhh.... crystal duck?